I wish I could have a bagel every day of my life
son… i saw that u added a comment to my popular text post…. im not mad…. just disappointed…
i’m sorry dad, i just wanted to be cool like you
theres a reason u sleep in the basement son
(via drarna)
I have this problem where I’m interested in everything and really love to learn but I have like 1% drive to actually do anything about that so I just sit inside and cry about television shows
(via crippledbypizza)
i couldn’t think of the word to describe someone who always tries to uh.. like say you’re having a bad day and then they’ll be like ‘you have a cold? well i have cancer’ or you say ‘i’m so tired’ and they’re like ‘i only slept for 1 hour’ until ivan told me it’s called…